London Sex

London Sex

This is a blog about my journey around London, fucking escorts, getting my money back, going to parties and also what drugs to take to last marathon sex sessions in London.

Monday, 25 February 2008

Sex Party London

Aright? I went for a quick shag at a two hour fucking sex party and I thought i'd fucking tell you about it. I arrived and was introduced to all four bitches They offered to drink my piss and put my valuables in their pussies for safe keeping. I was shown where to change and hang my clothes and given a towel to wear. After a shit and shower I went back to the sitting room, where there were eleven other guys with massive cocks there so the ratio was ok.

After a few minutes Caraline suggested that the party started so everybody moved into the fuck rooms.

I waited for a few minutes to let the initial rush subside and just watched, I noticed that all the girls were offering OWO all other services were of course with condom.

After a while I noticed that Lindi was becoming free and positioned myself nearby to her,so that when the gent she was with had finished she pulled my towel off and started giving me a slow though not very deep blowjob, all the more memorable as I was able to cup Palmanovas perfect tits at the same time as she was riding a gent alongside us. After a few minutes of this Lindi asked if I wanted to fuck and reached for one of the substantial supplies of condoms next to the bed. She lay on her back and pulled me down on top of her, penetration was not very deep as she kept her hand between us but still very pleasurable. I only lasted about five minutes and then left to freshen up.

I spent the next 20 minutes or so relaxing in the sitting room with a drink listening to several of the other gents describing the the good things about the sex party and ladies of other London parties that they had attended.
All four girls were now taking a short break (Lindi was very spectacular with her long nipples poking through her string top ) then it was time for round 2 and everybody drifted back to the bedrooms.

In the sex party I ended up with Palmanova (A real sweetie) who settled herself between my legs and proceeded to give me wonderful OWO cock sucking if fact it was so good I declined her offer of a condom and asked her to continue as she was. The sight of her looking up at me with my cock deep in her mouth will stay with me for some time! She did try fucking hard for some time to get me to my second orgasm but my age let me down and I decided to call it a day. She kissed me and then she rammed her pussy in my mouth and told me to eat it. Maybe next time I should come to one of the longer parties as I did not have the opportunity to see the skills of Lindi and Vivi that were being demonstrated on some of the other gents present.

Soon the pimp came and told us it was time to leave so I got dressed and retrieved my valuables and settled up. The pimp then smacked the girl in the face and told her that she did not do a good job today at the sex party and then pulled his huge cock out and began pounding the whore in her ass and told us to fuck off.
I have probably been to to these parties about eight times in the past two years and have always been greatful with the quality and attitude of the girls and I hope to visit again in the future, I can not think of a better way of spending a few hours on a dull snowey day except at a sex party london!

Escort Services London

Okay so you are feeling horny today, where do you look first to find escort services in London?

Before we get to that point why are you looking for any escort services in London any way? Lol - because you are horny and need a quick fix.

I would advise that you first visit massageads.co.uk first for escort services London, but that website is not up yet (25/02/08).

So you are now really fucking hot and need to release your load, ofcourse you can get your load out now but you want an escort services London sexy lady.

Okay, just pick up you local paper and search the back pages for either adult massage, escort services or erotic massage sections.

Step one to get the deal from escort services London.

Basically first ask which girls are available for escort services.

Now ask for the prices.

Now get the address for an incall.

When she reveals the address tell them you are actually close by and you were just passing by and have only say £100 although there asking price is say £150. They probably would not want to lose your business and will agree to you paying less money especially if they are having a slow day.

You probably always pay the full whack - now you know you can get a bargain especially if you shop around for escort services in London.

You can also apply this same tactic to massage parlours and not just escort services London.

Wednesday, 6 February 2008

Street Walkers / Escorts

Just imagine you went hunting for some action, you thought it was safe in London to pick up a prostitute and then you get stiched up. Damn you must be gutted at the thought a prostitute lured you in for sex and said that she was the police.

Well have a laugh at this instead:


From massageads.co.uk: Prostitution Prank - Just For Laughs

Saturday, 2 February 2008

BBW Party London

Date: 28/01/08

Yeah had a fucked up day at work and decided to go to a pub and get pissed. After 12 shots of vodka and gin I tried to pull the hottest girl in a drunk manner and almost got into a fight with her boy friend the prick!

Any way after leaving the pub I wanted to take out the anger on some bitch and found myself in a pay phone box on Oxford street. Proper drunk I saw a sex card about a sex party with some fat bitches in Docklands. I phoned and got the address - btw I don't do fat girls but was really pissed!

Got to the venue via DLR and could tell it was going to be an excellent party or I think I could not think - a nice clean apartment, great scene over the River Thames and even bigger views inside!

Afetr all this looking outside I stripped my clothes and wrapped myself into a towel. I did not even know what was going on around me but headed to a table with some Budweiser on it. When I looked up I realised that the party had already started and the room hasd about 5 guys. Two of the guys looked like cocks and the other three were black and as usual had fucking massive cocks.

At the parties you have to show who is man otherwise you aint getting sex, so I smashed the bottle on the wall and waved it at the three big guys. They looked at me and paused then said "Boss you pick first". So I pointed at this fat bitch Lucia - 18 and jumped on her and some how got my cock right in her cunt by doing so. Hole in one! She was full of fun. After pounding the bitch I threw her off and lay down and then grabbed her head to suck me off. I would not cum even after 10 minutes of head so another fat bitch tried to suffocate me with her tits and then my cock shriveled up because I thought I was going to die.

She got those tits out of my face and I threw a right hook in her face and everyone stopped having sex. I grabbed her and took her into the toilet and spayed baby oil over her tits and told her to give me fucking breast relief or i'd stab her. Her soft skin had me cumming quickly!

Back in the main room and the action was fast and furious, although never crowded - everyone, and i do mean everyone enjoyed themselves after I sorted these slappers out. Anyway I left at 8pm with a really drained cock.